- I'm going for a paddle ride.
- Alone???!
(...) so you have to take a lifejacket, a whistle, a survival bag, a sweater a talkywalky
... just in case...
... you'll be allright?
... put your leash on..
Message from one: "In my defense, spending too much time together in a small boat, we end up being a little crazy...!" Message from the other: "Help!"